Cowabunga!
Cowabunga felt so depressed
Exhaling toxic methane made him feel stressed
As he munched upon the scrumptious grass
He bellowed a cloud of methane gas
It spread across the diamond sky
And trapped the blazing heat inside
His serene, green meadow began to wilt
And his beloved planet went atilt
Waves of flame traversed the land
Scorching its path with a firebrand
Far away from home sweet home
The icebergs turned into watery foam
But what could he do? He couldn’t stop breathing
It was a problem about which he was teething
He decided to embark upon a heroic quest
To find out what he could do on his planet’s behest
He traveled over plains and mountains too
To find someone who knew what to do
Finally when Cowabunga reached the sea
He met Sticky the Octopus who held the key
Sticky told him that in Nature lies solutions to all the problems man has made
So instead of destroying Her, we should ask her to come to our aid
“For instance, I’ve just completed a study that shows
Adding 1% pink seaweed to cow feed can of methane dispose”
This pink seaweed, Asparagopsis taxiformis, neutralizes all your bad gas
You’ll no longer have to worry about what comes out of your ass!”
So the lesson here is instead of succumbing to climate despair
Look to Nature for solutions to clean your air
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Last edited 6/2/2025 3:58:28 PM
